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Christmas Gift Ideas For Hikers
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The morning of September 11th, 2001, was sunny and warm, and it started out like other mornings which had come before it - people hurried to work, kids rushed off to school, and people boarded airplanes. But, September 11th, soon became the day that...
Unique Camping Gift Ideas For Christmas
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Democrats Turn Christmas Into Political Stunt
We often hear from the "other side" of the isle how it is
Republicans and Conservatives that are grinches and that they
are mean and insensitive lying bastards without a care for
civility. Ok, I admit I am blunt at times, but at least that
bluntness is truthful! Well, here is what the Democratic
Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) has put up to mock
Christmas (source WND) with my translation and comments added in
bold italics after each verse:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the House, The
Republicans were stirring, especially The Louse.
President Bush is a liar about Iraq even though our
leadership said the SAME things years before President Bush was
elected
There were gifts to be taken and given to Special Interest
Friends No worry about your future, on their Cronies They Spend.
We LOVE socialism! And elect us and we'll make sure you
have lots of it! Don't tell anyone that when WE were in power we
never once succeeded in reigning in government spending or
balancing the budget
Americans were all nestled all snug in their beds, While visions
of brighter days danced in their heads.
The economy SUCKS! Why wont you believe us - WHA
WHAAAAA!
A girl dreamt of college, a boy a good meal With Democrats in
charge it would be a better deal!
We want to spend on OUR cronies! Vote for us and we'll
increase socialist and unconstitutional federal spending even
FASTER than the Republicans! TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!
But back in the House there arose such a clatter, The Rubber
Stamp Gang was busy with blather.
Don't you know that Republicans are all stupid sheep that
fall in line lock step behind the President! Which doesn't
explain why President Bush has such a hard time getting
legislation passed despite Republican control of both houses but
hey, what's a little inconsistency
right?
Stealing the gift of a bright, better day DeLay and his pals
make middle-America pay.
TAX THE RICH! TAX THE EVIL "RICH"
"Tax Cuts for Millionaires! But no Social Security for you!
Humungous Subsidies for Big Oil And higher gas prices too!"
TAX THE EVIL PRICE GOUGING RICH! INSTITUTE SOCIALIST PRICE
CONTROLS! CONTROL THE PEOPLE'S RETIREMENT!
RAAAAAHHHHRRRRRR!
But before they left they wrapped gifts JUST FOR YOU They
personally signed them "With Love -- from Tom, George, and Crew."
Don't tell anyone that we get just as much money (if not
more) from the "rich" as they do! The American People are too
stupid to figure that out!
They gave to the rich and took from the poor Until finally they
grew weary when there was nothing more.
TAX THE EVIL VILE RICH WHICH CREATE JOBS! INSTITUTE
GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF THE LAND NOW! VIVA LA SOCIALISM! GIVE MORE
MONEY TO THOSE THAT DON'T EARN IT!
So they gassed up their limos and drove off to town And filled
up their bellies and really chowed down.
Not a single Democrat in Congress is Rich or rides in a
limo (not even Teddy Kennedy or Nancy Pelosi or John Kerry) It
is all a lie by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! WE ARE JUST LIKE
YOU! WE HATE ... err WE LOVE AMERICA!
And, I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight ... .
NOOOOO!!!
Oh wait that was us as we realized we are going to lose in
2006 and 2008 on a platform this STUPID!
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Merry Christmas all!
About the author:
J.J. Jackson is the owner and Lead Editor of American
Conservative Politics - The Land of the Free
(http://www.thelandofthefree.net) and American Conservative
Daily (http://www.americanconservativedaily.com/). He is also
the lead designer for Right Things - Conservative Political
T-shirts (http://www.cafepress.com/rightthings) and American
Infidel T-shirts - Patriotic Gifts (http://www.cafepress.com/am
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